Alexander Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 Chuck Norris Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris Chuck Norris knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is. He impregnated her with one swift punch to the ovaries, and she bore him a child. We know him as Superman. 4 out of 5 dentists recommend Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, Chuck Norris will still be able to kick your ass. Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret. If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Guest Sondre B. Bjelland Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 Haha! Chuck Norris er en artig rollefigur synes jeg Morsomt skrevet.
Guest StianR Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 det er skrevet mange flere slike om Chuckern Mener jeg har lest et lignende liste om Mr.T
Guest Johan Stub Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 Denne skal jeg huske og bruke: If Chuck Norris is late' date=' time better slow the fuck down.[/quote']
Guest Sondre B. Bjelland Posted January 5, 2006 Posted January 5, 2006 det er skrevet mange flere slike om Chuckern Mener jeg har lest et lignende liste om Mr.T I pity you. Fool! Elsker de gode gamle amerikanske actionseriene
Alexander Posted January 5, 2006 Posted January 5, 2006 Elsker de gode gamle amerikanske actionseriene Savner A-team og Airwolf jeg... Så forresten Missing In Action med Chuck fra 1984 på nyttårsaften. Kongefilm!
Guest Sondre B. Bjelland Posted January 5, 2006 Posted January 5, 2006 Elsker de gode gamle amerikanske actionseriene Savner A-team og Airwolf jeg... Så forresten Missing In Action med Chuck fra 1984 på nyttårsaften. Kongefilm! A-teamAirwolfKnight RiderWalker Texas RangerMiami ViceMacGyver+++ Mange av disse går på tv enda, men de går på et tidspunkt hvor folk flest er på jobb eller skole Minnes når jeg var liten. Da var det en episode av MacGyver (Speider James Bond) hver lørdag. Etterpå var det leggetid
Alexander Posted January 5, 2006 Posted January 5, 2006 Walker Texas Ranger In the eyes of a ranger, The unsuspecting stranger, Had better know the truth of wrong from right, 'Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you, Any wrong you do, he's gonna see, When you're in Texas, look behind you, 'Cause that's where the ranger's gonna be.
Guest StianR Posted January 5, 2006 Posted January 5, 2006 Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity. 23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence. Mr. T's sperm is so strong it could impregnate a man. hehe
Guest george__ Posted January 6, 2006 Posted January 6, 2006 Chuck Norris If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it' date=' Chuck Norris will still be able to kick your ass. [/quote'] dette var jo den beste da
Alexander Posted January 6, 2006 Posted January 6, 2006 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Guest Johan Stub Posted January 6, 2006 Posted January 6, 2006 Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. Hysterisk! Finnes det noen på hans mor også?
Alexander Posted January 6, 2006 Posted January 6, 2006 Det har ikke noe med Chuck å gjøre, men det er morsomt allikevel: http://other+means+of+payment.istheshit.net/
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